Jack on "Lost" hasn't been doing it for me lately. But you know who has? Jack Bauer on "24." Not from a "oh wow, he's hot!" standpoint...more like a "his character has been just so unbelievably bad ass lately" frame of mind.
After this week's episode though, looks like he is going to have some MAJOR Daddy issues.
Apparently others also feel Jack Bauer is such a bad ass since so many sites devote funny "Top 100 lists" that embody this amazing character. Here are some good ones...
1) Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
2) Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f-ing do it.
3) When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
4) Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
5) When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Jack.
6) Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
7)Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamn bomb was.
8)Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
9)If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f-ing beef.
10) It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
To view the complete list, click here.
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