2007 Send Offf - Slinky Style

I can't think of a more appropriate way to send off 2007 than exhibiting this profound human specimen. Click here to view the "Human Slinky." Words just can't describe.

Can't wait for 2008 baby!!! Woot!

How Squirrely!

Ok, when I read this headline, I had to re-read it because it was just too bizarre to be true: Snakey smells help squirrels stay safe. It sounds repulsive, yet strangely intriguing, right?

So I read the article, and it's literally as strange at it sounds. Apparently, squirrels have become rather crafty, and have discovered if they chew on shedded rattlesnake skin and then lick their fur, it helps mask their "squirrel scent" and makes them "smell" like snakes! So....WEIRD!

How in the heck did that first squirrel figure this out? And what was he doing chewing on the shedded snakeskin? I mean, I know beggars can't be choosers, but I'm thinking the little guy had to have been pretty dang hungry to resort to eating DEAD SKIN! Okay, now I'm grossing myself out. I'll stop. Goo.

I know what I want for Christma-kwanza-kah!

Okay, seriously?!?!? Could this puppy BE any cuter? I really need a Chug (the half chihuahua/half pug mix). And it ties in with my last blog entry quite nicely, don't ya think?

That wasn't even planned. It must mean I am MEANT to have a chug puppy for Christma-kwanza-kah. I will name him Skyy. Or Grey Goose....or....Patron? Cervesa? So many good ones to choose from....

Now THIS guy could drink you under the table!

Okay, we all know that security checks at the airport have gotten pretty absurd. But someone needs to tell this guy that he can probably get that vodka somewhere else. Or, I don't know, maybe ship it to his home? Not sure what possessed him to pound 2 pints of vodka. He's either way too cheap to waste it...or way too much of an alcoholic to waste it.

Either way, it usually takes me a good 15-20 minutes or so to finish off 2 whole pints of vodka. Geez, this guy must have a liver of steel!