You're doing WHAT to WHO?

This video is simply brilliant. Pure comedic genuis. Sarah Silverman created it for her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, on the 5th anniversary of his late-night talk show. If you're ever in a bad mood, I think this video could lift your spirits every time.

And this background video, will make Sarah's tribute video make more sense ;)

P.S. And here is Jimmy Kimmel's rebuttal to Sarah's video.

Enjoy!

Nudist Flight?? What the FKK?

So I was listening to my trusty daily news show KTLA this morning while getting ready for work, and all of a sudden, I hear the headline: Nudist Flights Now Offered. I really can't believe my ears, so I rush to my TV screen, and yes...there are now flights that nudists can take out of Germany. Full article here.

Basically, passengers are required to board and leave the plane with their clothes on, but while in flight, they can strip down to their birthday suits! How freaking bizarre, right??

I've heard of nudist colonies before, but apparently it's also referred to as "Naturism" and "free body culture" (FKK) in Germany. I mean, different strokes for different folks...I respect the fact that some people may feel "constrained" by clothes and want to exist day-to-day as nature intended...but, really? Why do people find it appealing to be nudie ON A PLANE?!?!

I just don't understand the draw?!?! Do they have disposable seat covers and change them each flight? Because, yeah, that doesn't sound too hygienic if ya ask me. Are the pilots and flight attendants naked as well? I just can't picture it.

Actually....I CAN picture it since I did a quick search...ummm....yeah, I don't need to look at the image again, but if YOU'RE curious, click here.

Britney Spears needs to be KEPT AWAY from this airline....please!!!

Off to a great start!!

So 2008 is off to a great start so far I must say. Congratulations Miss Jen(ni). I am so very happy for the both of you :)

2008 is shaping up to be a fantastic year so far and it's only January! Holla.

2007 Send Offf - Slinky Style

I can't think of a more appropriate way to send off 2007 than exhibiting this profound human specimen. Click here to view the "Human Slinky." Words just can't describe.

Can't wait for 2008 baby!!! Woot!

How Squirrely!

Ok, when I read this headline, I had to re-read it because it was just too bizarre to be true: Snakey smells help squirrels stay safe. It sounds repulsive, yet strangely intriguing, right?

So I read the article, and it's literally as strange at it sounds. Apparently, squirrels have become rather crafty, and have discovered if they chew on shedded rattlesnake skin and then lick their fur, it helps mask their "squirrel scent" and makes them "smell" like snakes! So....WEIRD!

How in the heck did that first squirrel figure this out? And what was he doing chewing on the shedded snakeskin? I mean, I know beggars can't be choosers, but I'm thinking the little guy had to have been pretty dang hungry to resort to eating DEAD SKIN! Okay, now I'm grossing myself out. I'll stop. Goo.

I know what I want for Christma-kwanza-kah!

Okay, seriously?!?!? Could this puppy BE any cuter? I really need a Chug (the half chihuahua/half pug mix). And it ties in with my last blog entry quite nicely, don't ya think?

That wasn't even planned. It must mean I am MEANT to have a chug puppy for Christma-kwanza-kah. I will name him Skyy. Or Grey Goose....or....Patron? Cervesa? So many good ones to choose from....

Now THIS guy could drink you under the table!

Okay, we all know that security checks at the airport have gotten pretty absurd. But someone needs to tell this guy that he can probably get that vodka somewhere else. Or, I don't know, maybe ship it to his home? Not sure what possessed him to pound 2 pints of vodka. He's either way too cheap to waste it...or way too much of an alcoholic to waste it.

Either way, it usually takes me a good 15-20 minutes or so to finish off 2 whole pints of vodka. Geez, this guy must have a liver of steel!